[Arena] Schleon the Farseer

2004-11-03 01:34:15 pm

Schleon the Farseer rides into the arena on a creature not to different to a large wolf. He carries a staff and wears a dark brown cape which has a dull pattern all over it.

Judging from his appearance he is part of the Orcish Horde.

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Amaelthalion

2008-08-05 03:43:56 pm

{{Sigh, I miss all the creative humor in this forum, so assuming Logan is still around and no one with a delete button gets angry about digging up classic forum games...}}

Eldrien D'Ria steps into the area, she appears to be a short elf, perhaps a halfling of only 4' 2" with eyes of sapphire blue. She is wearing only a grass skirt, a short-sleeve tunic and her bow with a quiver of arrows. Hidden under her garments is a dagger, possibly enchanted. She notices the orc and cries in a voice much higher and squeakier than a woman of her age; "Ewww!" "Mommy another one of those freaks of nature again!" From somewhere in the stands a woman shrieks.

Logan 5

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Logan 5: 2008-08-11 08:09:31 pm

2008-08-11 08:07:58 pm

{{been a 'while'}}

Seemingly trying to hold on any agitation, the Farseer with his wolf jumps back a pace to be a longer distance from his new found opponent. In the time he has been waiting patiently for his opponent, a large beard has spread from his face down to the floor.

With one swipe of his staff, he cuts through the majority length of the beard and causes a large spray of fog entirely engulfing the area around where the Farseer stands.

Amaelthalion

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Amaelthalion: 2008-08-12 12:53:10 am

2008-08-11 08:13:06 pm

Eldrien squeals "mommy, he thinks a little fog is going to stop my keen eyesight! Are all these ugly things this stupid?" With this she fits a simple arrow and draws back, hitting the Farseer's staff, pinning it up against the side of the arena. "See mommy he's an idiot! He can't even hold onto his staff!" With this Eldrien begins giggling uncontrollably.

Logan 5

2008-08-17 06:05:08 pm

{{this is SO hard, I need to ponder on this one a little longer, sorry!}}

Mr Brain

2008-08-17 08:54:55 pm

{{ Eldrien D'Ria wins the trophy for most outrageous thread necromancer Wink

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Amaelthalion

2008-08-20 02:21:50 am

Eldrien finally stops laughing after what seems like a week only to notice that the orc has fallen asleep. "Awww, see that's no fun!" She squeals, "see he's so stupid mommy, he decided to take a nap, but I know what will wake him!" With this she quickly runs over and plants a big kiss on the Farseer's cheek, before running back out of range again.

{{I told you I was going to make this a humorous as possible :p}}